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Yo Mama..

Strapp'd said: "Yer mommas so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE""

2 Many Styles said: "GOOD SHYT!!!! GREAT IDEA!!!! ***HOT*** Yo momma so dumn she went to the movies, she saw It said under 18 not admited so she went home and got 17 of her friends."

Strapp'd said: "[QUOTE=2 Many Styles]GOOD SHYT!!!! GREAT IDEA!!!! ***HOT*** Yo momma so dumn she went to the movies, she saw It said under 18 not admited so she went home and got 17 of her friends.[/QUOTE] Yo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions...............and....your mommas so fat....she has a 4 some with 3 guys, that never see eachother....that way she gets fucked on the side!! (think about it ppl):eek:"

Strapp'd said: "Yer momma so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon"

(V<>I<>P) said: "knites mommy so nasty i spent the night over his house asked whats for dinner she opened her legs and CRABS!!!!!!"

(V<>I<>P) said: "ya momma so old she BREAST FEED u wit POWDERED MILK"

(V<>I<>P) said: "ya mama ain't got no fingers talking bout she gon join the POINTER SISTERS"

(V<>I<>P) said: "ya momma ain't got no legs asking can she "KICK IT""

(V<>I<>P) said: "ya momma so old she was next to "JESUS in her yearbook"

(V<>I<>P) said: "tremor mom so fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles"

(V<>I<>P) said: "ya mommas house so small i thew a pebble and the whole family felt it"

(V<>I<>P) said: "[quote=Tremor]if you gonna come back! try and make it better than the previous one! haha Yo mama so poor she was in wal-mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage"[/quote] yo momma so old her social security number is 1"

(V<>I<>P) said: "yo momma so ugly when see look in the mirror her reflection ducked"

(V<>I<>P) said: "ya mommas house so small when u walk through the front door u on the back porch"

(V<>I<>P) said: "[quote=Tremor]Ya m,ama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth[/quote] ya momma so old her 1st pair of shoes was "AIR MOSES""

(V<>I<>P) said: "ya momma so fat her belt size is EQUATOR"

(V<>I<>P) said: "ya momma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck"

(V<>I<>P) said: "ya momma so poor she put BOLOGNA on layaway"

(V<>I<>P) said: "ya moms so fat when ya'll go to the family reunion and take the picture she on both sides"

(V<>I<>P) said: "ya moms so skinny she holla hoop wit a cheerio"

2 Many Styles said: "Yo momma so fat the last time she saw "90210" (Tv show) was on a scale."

(V<>I<>P) said: "ya momma SOOOOOOOOOO poor i saw her kicking a can down the street. I said what u doing she said moving"

Strapp'd said: "[QUOTE=Jaybsty]Your moms is so ugly she took a sauna & they thought she was trying out for the sequal of gorillas in the mist![/QUOTE] HAHAHAHAHHA THATS RUTHLESS! YOUR MOMMAS sO greasy TexaCo buys Oil from her"

(V<>I<>P) said: "ya mommy so fat she jumped out a window and went straight to HELL"

(V<>I<>P) said: "ya momma so ugly she went to hell and the devil jumped on earth"

AR-15 said: "your mama so ugly freddy cogar had to give her and extreme makeover"

Tremor said: "[QUOTE=(V<>I<>P)]yo momma so old her social security number is 1[/QUOTE] pffftt....keep tryin son! Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind"

Tremor said: "[QUOTE=xxSpiTTen_TrUtHxx]VIP mama so WHOREY.... she got a pussy surgically implanted on her hip.... you kno so she could make some spare money on the side!!! easy.. think bout it[/QUOTE] think about it...this was already posted.... [QUOTE=Strapp'd]Yo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions...............and....your mommas so fat....she has a 4 some with 3 guys, that never see eachother....that way she gets fucked on the side!! (think about it ppl):eek:[/QUOTE] Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left"

Tremor said: "[QUOTE=(V<>I<>P)]tremor mom so fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles[/QUOTE] if you gonna come back! try and make it better than the previous one! haha Yo mama so poor she was in wal-mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage""

Tremor said: "[QUOTE=(V<>I<>P)]ya mommas house so small when u walk through the front door u on the back porch[/QUOTE] Ya m,ama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth"

Palmer said: "yo mumma's so fat, she got on the scales and it said one at a time please!"

TheTruth said: "Yo Mama stinks so bad I farted [B](silent but deadly)[/B] and she said whats that fragrance....LOL"

TheTruth said: "Yo mama is so fat and old she has been eating at burger king since he was a prince"

TheTruth said: "[QUOTE=Jaybsty]Your moms is so ugly she took a sauna & they thought she was trying out for the sequal of gorillas in the mist![/QUOTE] LOL im doen with this shit....that shit was really funny andi have never heard anything like it fuck it.......Your moms pussy is liek Chinese food sweat sour and cheap your mom is liek a bubblegum machine...25 cents for a chew and a blow"

xxSpiTTen_TrUtHxx said: "VIP mama so WHOREY.... she got a pussy surgically implanted on her hip.... you kno so she could make some spare money on the side!!! easy.. think bout it"

xxSpiTTen_TrUtHxx said: "^^^ haha haha good shit homie..... YO mama SSOOOOO nasty i wouldnt fuck her wit MOSEZ's dick a TEN FOOT POLE.. Low holdin it and Me pushin!!"

xxSpiTTen_TrUtHxx said: "yo momma soooo ugly.... she remind me of JAY Z!!"

xxSpiTTen_TrUtHxx said: "yo mama is liek the community freezer..... everyone gets to pack their meat in her!!!"

Qwestions said: "vip mama so black she jumped in a pool and made instant coffee lol"

Knite said: "Yo momma so old her memory is in heiroghlyphics."

Dark Soliloquy said: "[quote=Tremor]pffftt....keep tryin son! Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind[/quote] ya mommas like a brick....she flat on both sides and gets laid by mexicans. :D"

Dark Soliloquy said: "yo momma so big and black that she jumped in the ocean and they thought it was an oil spill."

Dark Soliloquy said: "yo momma so fat that her belly button doesnt have lint, it has sweaters! lol."

Dark Soliloquy said: "lol, yo momma so fat, that i saw a picture of her in a magazine on pages....4,5,6,7,7,8,9, and 10!."

Dark Soliloquy said: "Yo mama's so fat, she ain't on a diet, she's on a triet... She be like "What y'all eating? I'll try it!" hahahaha."

Dark Soliloquy said: "yo momma so fat she stepped on a scale and she saw her phone number!"

Dark Soliloquy said: "Yo mama's so stupid, at bottom of an application where it says Sign Here - she put Sagittarius."

Dark Soliloquy said: "Yo momma so stupid, if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless."

avalon said: "your mom is so poor i went to her house asked where the bathroom is and she gave me a bucket and a flash light and said may the force be with you"

avalon said: "your mom is so dumb she thought a quarterback was a refund"

avalon said: "your moms so fat she doesent have rolls she has the whole bakery"

Justin Vincible said: "[I]Diss the cat above you w/ yo mama jokes. There's noone above me, but I'ma start it off.. ..Ahem, Yo mama's glasses SO THICK - when she looks at a map, she sees people waving.[/I]"

Alpha&Omega said: "[B]yo mamas head so big, when she got breastfed, she sucked both nipples at tha same time.[/B]"

Alpha&Omega said: "[B]yo moms tits sag more than gangstas pants...... and..she so dumb she took a cup to see 'juice'[/B]"

Alpha&Omega said: "[B]yo mom is so fat, she has dead remains of man who tried to fuck her in her vagina, along with leftover food...[/B]"

Alpha&Omega said: "ya moms pussy is so fat, when she haves affairs she hides the men in her pussy, in case your dad comes...ha"

Alpha&Omega said: "[B]old^ i fucked ya moms..and pissed in her mouth[/B]"

Alpha&Omega said: "[B]lol..ya moms got tha whole worlds supply of bakeries and pastries!!![/B]"

BiGBoIII49 said: "Your moms so poor when the wind blows she has a diffrent address."

JHULLCHECKSTATZ said: "Y0 moms is like a shotgun, one cock, she ready to blow..."