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Assasin said: "[B]what it do? i got a nice chick for you?? wtf you mean u dont wanna 'do' blue, man she give head on my babys turf! what you mean u no that its lady smurf?? dude its nice out, she jus ''under the weather'' ,[/B] (blue sky=blue smurf lol) [B]If She a car then 'rev'-her! cos i jus cant endeavour,[/B] Next Topic:England Vs Germany, Midget Tossing Olympics,"

Assasin said: "Homie Walks In Like What You Doin?! Its My New Hobbie Im really Pursuing! Dont Tell The crew They Cant Find Out, That The ''Sowing Club'' Is What Im About, And Ayo What You Laughing For?? I Aint Fuckin Fixing Ur Clothes No More, Jus leave me with My Needles And Thread, And I Aint gay, I Dont Care What Daddy said, (no Homo) Lmao, Next Topic: Suburban Rappers,"

Assasin said: "[I][B]what a wretch this bear stench of death, and all i got is an etcha sketch! sayin ''Good Boy'' as i pat him on the head, didnt like that, bit my arm off instead! Its Too Much, plus the dude need a toothbrush! no rush! plus i hear that he dont flush![/B][/I] Next Topic:ya Eye Fell out"

Assasin said: "''ock'' ''aye'' I Jus dont bloody no why im dressed like her? why im wearing a skirt, but its very cold, BRRRR! Dont mess with me though i got rap on the lock, talkin bout sheep, ill send around my whole flock! up in the mountain rap battling thats me, what does it matter, my opponents a tree! [B]Next Topic: one off ya legs came off,[/B]"

Jaybsty said: "purchase da goods, take it out da baggy time to cut grass before we roll da fatty chop chop chop fuck the scissors is blunt and it's longer to chop em da bigger da buds my hands get tired but always grow stronger my god it's great to be a stoner and bonger...lol [B]next topic - stealing a bus in the middle of peak hour traffic[/B]"

Jaybsty said: "I don't know anything about iraqis Europeans, africans chinese or da pakis Ignore politics like a violent voter And phates askin when is this violence over? Be oblivious to war and claim the profit ............... time to change da topic [B]Next topic - A kid touchin pussy for da first time...lol[/B]"

bugsy said: "i creep inside ya room and pull out a sledge hammer smash u skull to bits steal ya teeth and eat da bone marra it dont matta, if you dead, look unda ya pillow take the cash u parents left, plant an easter egg, to frame that bunny instead, got a chain around my neck with remains of victims heads next year it could be you, so sleep with 1 eye open in ya bed = pimping out lady smurf (be creative)"

bugsy said: "oh shit i got to stop quick, my eye fell out the socket so i incased it in a locket around my neck incase i drop it kept the pace up like 1st place racing from da cockpit spit flames dat burn my mouth like hot chips spit quick like watermelon pips to levetate u like a rocket drop u quicker to be doomed left deep inside a coffin next topic - leprechauns boxing umpa lumpas lol"

bugsy said: "lepracy is really testin me my leg came off and is lyin next to me pick it up and chuck it in the skip atatch the prostetic 1 to da tip of my hip walkin round like a new age pirate steal ur shit go to the pet shop to buy a parrot bought a bright orange 1 the colour of a carrot and plundered the streets roamin round in a wheel barra (barrow) next topic - fightin a grizzly bear with an etcha sketch"

bugsy said: "ridin a trycicle tysons tats got scratched up by this mad turtle tyson backed up coz he aint strapped up with a gat he hears "im gone hurt u" so the amphibion trys to get rid of him brass knuckle to the face and he's pinnin him winnin him he starts kickin his head elbow drops his legs with da top of his shell tysons screamin for help but street fights dont have a bell crack opens his skull leaves him bleedin decomposin to hell said im go race this rabbit now and beat his arse aswell an epileptic stripper"

bugsy said: "just wanted to say u did a narcleptic stripper not an epeleptic 1 but dnt matta"

Julius C said: "[QUOTE=bugsy]i creep inside ya room and pull out a sledge hammer smash u skull to bits steal ya teeth and eat da bone marra it dont matta, if you dead, look unda ya pillow take the cash u parents left, [B]plant an easter egg, to frame that bunny instead,[/B] got a chain around my neck with remains of victims heads next year it could be you, so sleep with 1 eye open in ya bed = pimping out lady smurf (be creative)[/QUOTE] lmao that was a tight idea"

Julius C said: "With greed Im waiting patiently for my daily rush, Need to steal still not escaping me, no licence so i take the bus I was in a jam, and not even coz of the traffic, but with OCD, damn, had to brake for my habit tragic, people pressing the bell requesting their stop, but wont open doors for the 5-0 is not impressing the cops Next Topic: Getting caught by your friends in the middle of an embarrassing hobby (not wanking for all u unoriginal homos with no bitches.... no homo)"

Julius C said: "Fuck u bitch, we rush your clique, We from da burbs, u know who u fuckin with? I'm in abercrombe sweats like wats really hood Gotsta pay our respects to where once Billy stood But he gone now, pour out a little liquor, In the hope he comes back from Harvard a little quicker TOPIC: The Scottish highlander"

Julius C said: "My tiny fists impact, oh no they stuck in ya eyelids Musta misheard the accent, it's don't fuck with the irish (Vs luck of the irish) Die bitch, We Psycho, invade ya factory, steal ya Tonkas (toy trucks - midgets) Ya minimum wage fill u with rage until ya kill Willy Wonka We got pot of gold, why u think we're green? Fuck it, just fix the cuts i left ya with vaseline TOPIC: A day in the life of a sadistic tooth fairy"

INterNAL said: "im ballin-this-week, lets hit the strip club....start callin-the-freeks!/ holla-some-cheeks, then i look up and see this damn stripper Fallin-Asleep?!/ so a run up take a peak-in, take her home...tie up her feet-an!/ keep her in my basement for a week-end!, crazy sex, all while she was SLEEPIN!/ sry...couldnt reeli get creative lol next topic.... u come home from work....and ur wife is havein sex with an umpa lumpa"

INterNAL said: "lol o yea...i 4got....epaleptic is when they have seisures lol....may bad.."

Revelation said: "they presentin the bold, with weapons they hold brute the great and ooger, head 2 head in the show brute too strong, midgets gone and attention is old oogers midget's legs was too short for it to stretch for the gold tensions will blend, since england won, mobs trashin the end germany gets so pissed, the midgets bomb they asses again lol what a topic Next topic... How the turtle beat Mike Tyson in a fist fight"

MC Phate said: "Hit a Topic Then Drop Another Topic for The Person Below You. 3 Bars on Each Topic. Next Topic: [B]War In Iraq[/B]"

spitten said: "touchin a pussy hmmm... grabbed it firm and it was a moist laid on the back..let out a voice it said if you touch me please dont tease just play then i realized i was in NEW ZEALAND... HANDSHAKIN WIT JAY!!!! next topic... cuttin grass"

Science said: "step throught the door// peeped some fur upon the floor// heard some crazy shit leakin through the bed room door// brain still hazy as i hit the dutch and cock the four// cant help but wonder whats in store// as i biggie smalled the door// peeped a willy wonka creature bangin out:love031: my downest whore// told myself that love hurts// then i let my pistol squirt:shoot: // i aint with that sharin skirts// have ya piss start flarin squirts// somebody call charlie have him bring this thing a hearse// *a eulogy for an oompa-loompa"

thatdukeSuave said: "Bush can't stand tha black man/ without tha black man Bush can't stand. Our nation facin disgrace cuz he wagin war on Afghans Who he think is over there fightin? Actin like he only love the white man Folks of all colors manned up while he in his office And they're o'er there hidin in white sand So frightnin, they're battlin Holdin rifles while their hands rattlin but for what? Terror, money, oil? Or so George Sr. won't hand son a paddlin? He took up his daddy's fight, Now our children's daddies fight in foreign countries Kids don't know about their daddies' fright Prez don't just dislike black folks our own "leader" ain't got our backs, folks Lyin to our faces Stabbin his own people in the back, folks W. don't respect us, Mex, dark, or white tellin us bout weapons, things beyond our sight spyin on our home, phones, & websites Just waitin to strike until the hour's right"

ThrillDaMasterMinD said: "[CENTER][B]Sooner Or Later Da Oompa Layz-In-Da-Casket!// Got Sprayed-Wit-Da-Hatchet After Wonka Came And He's Taken-His-Assets!// Da Oompaz Mourned As He Layed,-It-Was-Tradic!// He Couldnt Fit In Da Casket... So Then he Got Placed-In-A-Basket!// Willie Was Pissed And He Hated-This-Faggit!// So He Waited To Take-A-Bad-Shit On His Face "Here's A Taste-Of-My-Majic!"//lol ..George Bush Dont Like Black People..[/B][/CENTER]"

Sivil said: "up ya dukes, i'm causin' bloodshed introduce brass nuks to ya forehead punch up a face or a labia either way I leave lips red and my clip's fed but my piece is anemic -- droppin' iron so fast you'd think my gun was bulemic i leave whole families deleted hold it...let me be the first to remind ya i'm the cold-hearted killa behind ya leavin' pussies mo' folded than a pleated vagina"