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Diss Ya-Self...... NEW

Sniper said: "hahah what song is that?"

CHINO said: "I'm mentally abusive so my brain is bruised I dont know right from left damn I too confused I used to murk dudes now I'm a simple MC Lookin up to you losers who used to envy me soon you'll see I'll be spittin harder bars then penitentry but fuck it I'm too "feeble minded" all my "line-is" elementary everything I spit is a freestyle so my words are shittin I think I should either give up or just go back to writtens but even with a pen in my hand I draw blanks like impotent lovers my reputation is dying can somebody please throw it a cover put it a black bag n ship my shit out to the morgue I'm so wack can't even think of freestyles any more...lol..."

Decca Man said: "you punk ass bitch, you bitin off eminem, of all people, how you gonna bite eminem and get away wit that shit man"

thadangerousdon9 said: "thatz tha styll number wun freestyle i think@NZA"

Humble Heart said: "New Thread.. Give a diss to yourself... Teats and Thurston Howell, and yelling Wordsworth My mother smok ed crac k I had a premature birth I'm just a nerve purse with badly disturbed nerves You wanna be the one to step up and get served first 99% of aliens prefer Earth Come here to rule the planet, storm on your turf I hid a secret message inside of a word search With smeared letters, runnin together and blurs spurts Hang with male shovenest pigs and perverts I point water pistols at women and squirt shirts Been a bad boy since diapers and Gerbers My first words were bleep bleep and curse curse Never had sh it and I still don't deserve dirt My breath still stinks, and I'm on my third cert Digging out my stitches, and hollering nurse nurse! You said this shot would numb me this sh*t just hurts worse! SS"

Humble Heart said: "[QUOTE=Decca Man]you punk ass bitch, you bitin off eminem, of all people, how you gonna bite eminem and get away wit that shit man[/QUOTE] Son, get off my dick please. Everyone knows that's Em. That's why I put the SS at the bottom. Slim Shady... Dumb ass. I wanted to start the thread but hadn't finished my verse yet."

Humble Heart said: "Not so close, Step a bit father back, my breath's bad today So now I don't know how to act, I think I scared my dad away He keeps saying he coming back, but that nicca likes to play I think he likes that crack; at least that's what the dikes would say the Locals gave my head a whack, so now I don't come out to play They said I was too black, and that I resemble a stray But I don’t agree with that, I actually think I look Okay Yeah so what I’m a lil fat, Yall niccas are a lil gay Your homies got your back, but just in a different way Not really sure of how you'll act, If they ever let U stay The other night yall were in the back, He wanted to see how much U weigh He used something hard to pack, but U just wanted to play…"

Humble Heart said: "I'm a Liar so don't believe anything I tell ya.. Don't give me responsiblities cause I'm a failure.. Don't trust me Cause I'm full of envy Hatred Gluttony And Jealousy"

Humble Heart said: "yo..yo.. I'm broke and ruthless I don't smile cause i'm toothless I don't even try to change anymore, those attempts are useless I can't even win any battles, this site is kinda scary I did my best last time, i even studied the dictionary so i could find big words, and impress yall good other folks go platinum, my records just go wood either that or go brass, my style will never last I wish my feet were backwards so I could kick my own a$$"

Yung Gutta said: "GUTTA!! be dat arogant nigga... but get it wrong and he'll barry a nigga!!! have six people carry a nigga... dont compare him to niggaz.. who aint hustle, aint popped aint ryde... it aint a place dat he go dat he aint fly...HE SOOOOO FLY!!!! JUST FUCKIN ROUND SOMEBODY GO HEAD AND DO YA THIZZLE 1..."

True Essence said: "Im tired as hell.. i dont sleep right i lay in my dirty bed while the bugs bite my rooms like a junk yard with trash everywhere i found a ripped up dr. seuss book under my chair.. haha !!!"

True Essence said: "hmm dissin my self.. hahaha again words i cant lyrically generate when its come to battle.. im to scared n wont retaliate with my open mic pieces well lets just say we can let em rest in peaces haah.. im done with this... im so whack... yall gonna need JESUS!! haha... yall know none of thats true.. I RIP EMCEES =D"

rude said: "[color=green][center]Standard-Precisness? Nah Its Just Banners-For-Fightin' How Someone Gonna Respect Me,If I'm Too "RUDE Mannered"-For-"NICEness"? Like Get-Her-We-Hate-Her,And Every Letter-We-Savor No One Gonna Like "Rude" Til She Starts Showing "Better-Behavior"[/center][/color]"

toyz281 said: "im a gangsta live in a seniors apartment. me dissin myself dont get me started. i was adopted. they said i wasnt wanted. but its all good i live in a good family. sum of tha sistas and brothas dont even lik me. my parents wont let me go to home boys house cause tha drive by at my old house. that scared my spouse. dont hav nethin to do but draw and freestyle. now im lookin for a clean shirt under tha dirty clothes pile. instead of eatin real food im eatin artificial. man this shit is crucial. wat else is funny is that i live in a town were we've neva won a superbowl. ppl sellin dope ridin on fo fo's. but its all good cause im still pimpin fo hoes. i maybe lame but its all good. all i hav to do is achieve my dreams lik i should. for now on im jus gonna pretend that im still in tha hood."

Melo said: "Sometimes i feel as if the worlds turnin to fast, but im to laid back to jump off my ass, twenty years passed me by, many things passed my eyes, but i sit back everyday cuz theres no suprise, if only id hop of my ass and begin to realize, that if i was productive id begin to rise, but in my eyes thats an average day and im done, tomorrows a new day prolly similar to the last one. Lol, im trippin"

next tupac:] said: "G Unit G unit are fukin hoes they make there mamas preeganant they cant fuking rap cos of their fukin BUCK TEETH they eat luetice evry day and live outside NANDOES in a bin!!!!!! lol lol lol lol lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D ONLY JOKING NO OFFENCE SOZ"

InoSense said: "Ha Haa My rhymes suck more dick than female porn stars/ Wore Bo-Bos in school cause I couldn't afford the All-Stars (Chucks)/ Never could get a bitch, so my main "squeeze" is lefty/ I aint had pussy ever since my first love left me/ Smoke weed everyday, so my lungs aren't very healthy/ I commit sins daily, cause I doubt God will accept me/ I'm s stupid, poor bastard, washing dishes for a living/ I'd rather be a bum, or even better yet, in prison/ Airing out my dirty laundry, shit stains in my undies/ Used to play with dolls up until my little sister took them from me/ And currently, my breath smells like filthy toilet seats (ass)/ Tired of jacking off, so I'm looking for some other meat to beat/ Hair nappy as all fuck, but I could really give a shit/ I like dissing myself, this is lyrical prac-tice/ I'm glad I found this message board, I oughta cut a back flip/ But I'd rather saw off my neck and ass, so I can have my back flipped (literally) LoL, who thought up this topic...this shit is SICK!!! Ha Haa!!! But some of the shit is true, some aint...so... But fuck it, I'm out yo, 1ne!!!"

Salvayshunn901 said: "I got diss my self man how hard is that If I was n e thing at first that all left once I started smokin crack who you kno that can snort a pound faster than a Flo Jo can run track now all my life I grew up being laughed at everyone had it bad but my shorts were so tight you could see the outline of my ballsack and dudes liked to play pick up and run wit em so I was like dude jes gimme my balls back eventually they did but till this day I still piss facin the other way (adlib fuckin kids) (balls on my back literally) and man I aint never got a gurl maybe they'll make me a movie the 19 year old virgin then my dick broke prolly from all of the jergin (jerkin) I still stay at home so now its hard to explain why I have a situation thats urgent but fuck it well if I could I would Imma end this shyt now cause I done prolly saod more than I should"