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Diss On Myself. Funny As Hell Must Read!!!Diss On Myself. Funny As Hell Must Read!!!
gunit101 said: "hahaha y would u write shit bout urself!"
Kerfew said: "He's not bein racists, racism is 2 call a black person a nigga, not to say it in lyrics, your a fuked up non-constabulary can't under stand the meaning of racism, anti-anti racist.
Holla!"
Stacks said: "Co-sign Foulplay...what were u thinking"
thadangerousdon9 said: "*speechless*.. whut tha fuck?.. thatz all i have tah say..i mean i battled myself wun tyme.. but wryting a diss song tah myself.. wow..rele dude..yooh need help.. whut tha fuck?"
FoulPlay said: "Hmm... i dont know what to reply with on this one.... hahhah.... wow, yeah wow"
UGLM said: "lol its like i got a whole damn army watching my back..."
UGLM said: "im just a white trash asshole who doesnt deserve tah live/
i used to piss and spit on my mom when i was a little kid/
but ive grown up now, now its all about flourescent Tonka Toys/
and my best friend is a 10 year old pre-pubescent boy/
im no michael jackson, but i can only hope and dream/
to be in the gymnastics, doing the high beams/
people call me saltine because im white as fuck/
and i ride around in a 1802 ford pickup truck/
my breath smells like cow manure, but my heart is very pure/
sike you assholes, i dont have a heart thats why my sickness has no cure/
i eat from the toilet, and my mouth leaks mysterious gasses/
dont let me breathe on you, it smells like 1000 asses/
my girlfriend is ugly and her last name is corn/
yeh shes ugly, all right, thats why i jack off to ancient porn/
i pick up my 1825 playboy and start ponding away/
hey at least its chicks, at least yall know im not gay/
i have some major BO and i rock some foamy pits/
im just another fat slob wit hairy bolonie tits/
.......ROTFLMMFAO........
actually, im very skinny, about 90 punds, 5'9, my girlfriend is actually pretty hot, and her last name is Wood, as in what i give her all the time!!LOL
i have very pleasant breath, i do not jack off to old porn i use the new shit....(come on we all do it:D) my pits do not stink, im not poor, my dad actually has a new 2005 ford wit a SIK paintjob, i do not play with tonka toyz, my best friend is 14 like me, and im pretty sure his balls have dropped(not sure tho lol)................well thats it hope yall enjoyed my first diss on myself. theres prolly more on the way!!!! FEEDBACK PLEASE!"
UGLM said: "hahahahaha lol naw actually im surprised im not high righ now....bout tah go bring out da hydro"
UGLM said: "i am high..illl get to the r emix l8er"
UGLM said: "niggy just chill. yeah im white, and i do roll wit a Bloods set. just chill it was supposed to be a funny peice, so please just sit back and smoke a joint, man, and chill out, ya dont need to be runnin up in here sayin im racist when you know damn good and well im not."
sparky said: "5'9 90 pounds son u anerexic.......................sick i thought i was skinny 5'8 140pds but dayum....."
sparky said: "[QUOTE=Analytical Methods]i'm about 6'2-6'3 175 you a midget compared to me..lol[/QUOTE]
well im 17 and im growin lak crazy....im prob b 5'11 or 6........i think im 5 9 now mayb 5 10 but yesterday i was 5'8 lol..."
Filthy Habitz said: "WTF?
You should be banned your fucking racist peice of shit.
How does anyone respect you on this site?
You WHITE TRASH and you say NiGGA in every sentence you write.
Fuck you! This is whats wrong with the youth today.
Just cuz you here it in a song don't mean your white ass can say it.
Or call other people it.
You a 14 year old from Texas who is white as snow and you claim to be in the BLOODZ?
Is that a little book reading crew you and some friends made up?
Or you claimin killa Kali you pathetic fuck.
Even your momma would be ashamed.
Your dad prolly in the KKK thats why he likes you more then your mom.
Plus I heard you give better head you fucking dick rider."
Filthy Habitz said: "You still a racist Niggy!
Hope you get clapped like Darren you Dildo
PRoPZ"
MC AK said: "lmfao was u on drugs playa? lolololololol i remmber someone done this then did it in audio n they was high as hell sounded like a high pitched ja rule voice lolololol"
MC AK said: "when u get high do a remix lmao"
MC AK said: "looooooooooool"
LyRiKaL MuRdA said: "hey filthy you need to shut your faggot black as up nigga im white and i say what the fuck i want when the fuck i want nigga nigga nigga so fuck you just cause im white dont mean i cant roll around with my niggas! you are the one makin the word nigga racist setting as a black word when all my white AND BLACK friends call me they nigga so get ya shit right and dont come in here startin beef wit my nigga u gon luv me, you got problems wit him you address them through me...wun"
Analytical Methods said: "[QUOTE=sparky]5'9 90 pounds son u anerexic.......................sick i thought i was skinny 5'8 140pds but dayum.....[/QUOTE]
i'm about 6'2-6'3 175 you a midget compared to me..lol"
