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rebel said: "la la we all know shady sucks a fat dick , read his rhymes n start to get sick worse artist than slick rick , nigga im takin da mick , take ur bitch 2 a flick"

rebel said: "40 cal , what a gal , he wants to be mal-icious n vicious next to kids he looks very suspicious , delicious dishes miss's!"

spent lungs said: "[QUOTE=YoungBuck][B]The police officer who shot the suspected bazilian terrorist in the UK Was today dropped from his local POOL TEAM cus it took him 8 shots to pot a black.......lolololololololol......lalalalalala[/B] :D :eek:[/QUOTE] thats deep 1"

spent lungs said: "nah i dont think its racist its funny just still bare deep 1"

CHINO said: "lalalala stick a dick in ya face cause this cypher is gay lalalala quick get out the way cause this cypher is gay lalalala how many times must I say that this cypher is gay lalalala that's the end of my shit cause this cypher is gay"

CHINO said: "lalalala what hasn't crawled up your ass answer that? lalalala I have to leave for work now but if you respond, tomorrow I'll answer back lalalala Nigga you rappin like handsome with a hand full of crack lalalala I think I've say gay too much, this cypher is wack lol"

Lil_Lover said: "LalalalaFresh like, Cum LalalalaI'm a, Bum LalalalaRusted hydrolics, I FUCK NUN'S BUNS LalalalaI have ugly, Son LalalalaMom weighs, Tons LalalalaWhen Master p. Cum, I will fuck his, Gun LalalalaDon't want, none. LalalalaWater gun, Pumped LalalalaViagra Added six inches to my 1-inch-Wung LalalalaI am, Young. LalalalaMj's about to cum. LalalalaCaught'em, yum. LalalalaDre found me drippin` Dad's cum LalalalaSellen that Dodo, one hand on my Pener LalalalaMy real's name Tutu, and Master P. sippin his Semen LalalalaBuck, come here hun LalalalaThese G-Unit boys just wanna have, fun LalalalaChoke on cum LalalalaLloyd got that big, Wung LalalalaI'm bangin` with my mouth down my cock like, unh LalalalaI will myself cum, 50's dick in my lungs LalalalaWhole gang in Mom's bed for a G-unit twentysome"

Slash said: "lalalalala when it comes to suckin dick yall got no prob lalalalala when i needs leaves off my lot, who else do i go to for a blow job [SIZE=7]THIS SUCKS![/SIZE]"

Slash said: "fuck lalalala i'll say what i want yall waitin for my next piece, dont even front"

True Essence said: "TRUE ESSENCE was chillin and came up with an EYE-D-YA; he saw the world differently said ur head looked like a penut I could rhyme pantless, but i still dance-fresh, murkin oon rhyme -quest like sage francis im an escape artist, i ll laugh till death"

UGLM said: "lalalala im am not a jew lalalala you dumb, you the one whos new!"

UGLM said: "This is a cypher forum for only comedic bars.... all bars must start with "lalalala".....hahaha lol..."

UGLM said: "lalalala Shady is the worst lalalala ill put him in a hearst lalalala morning wood is what you get lalalala when you dream of a guy named chet"

UGLM said: "lalalalala i want my font color to be [color=red]red[/color] lalalalala becuase that is the color of your head lalalalala and not the ones on your neck lalalalala you belong in heck oooo murked!"

UGLM said: "oh you wanna go bitch? lalalalalallalalalalalalalala your special! yaaaaaaay! lalalalalalallalalalalalalala you are also gaaaaaaaaay! lalalalalalalalalalalalaallala you were born in maaaaay! lalalalla;lalalaalalalalalala my best friend last name is faaaaaaay!(for real it is, lol)"

UGLM said: "lalalalala chino whats crawled up your ass and died? lalalalala all my chicken is fried!"

UGLM said: "lalalala this cypher is not whack lalalala I am not black"

UGLM said: "lalalala you are dumb lalalala your brain is as small as a crumb lalalala...bum lalalala fun in the sun aaaah come crazy wif dem multis!"

UGLM said: "Deck the halls with gasoline! falalalalalalalala Light a match and watch it gleam! falalalalalalalala watch the children burn to ashes! falalalalalalalalathen their parents will kick our asses! falalalalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"

Buck said: "[B]The police officer who shot the suspected bazilian terrorist in the UK Was today dropped from his local POOL TEAM cus it took him 8 shots to pot a black.......lolololololololol......lalalalalala[/B] :D :eek:"

Buck said: "[QUOTE=spent lungs]thats deep 1[/QUOTE] Thought people might have gone wild sayin it was racist but it's only a cypher."

bang bang said: "la la la smack u silly u be goin far far far...krusty tha clown a jew hus act needs to renew, like milhouse glasses thick nigga I SEE U...scary than scary nigga BOO!! makin shit up man bored"

U_NEAK_UK said: "one day man walk in to a bar and went ouch so ran up and stole his weed pouch funny 4 me ahhahahahhahaha"

U_NEAK_UK said: "Roses Are Red And Grass Iz Green Gal Bend Over And Let Me In Between"

OB said: "lalalala is cypher is safe lalalala imma put your head fru a gate lalalala u dickridin ure only mate lalalala death is your fate"

xxSpiTTen_TrUtHxx said: "Lil Bish Was 9 Years Ole But Old Enuff To Pee I Guess Jsu For The Pleasure Shes Old Enuff For He^^^^"

xxSpiTTen_TrUtHxx said: "lalala houston wee got a problem... lalala like equations ima solve 'em... lalala alka-seltzer sedations disolve 'em... lalala procrastinations of my fallin... lalala im done n this thread... lalala put the gun to my head... lalala get ya son is his bed... are u serious?? man this thread went hay-wire!!!! too high to give a fucc rit enow tho.."

†§had¥×Horror§†™ said: "lalala my rhymes are real lalala everyone knows they umm...ugh real lalala i wanna feel lalala im hungry for a meal [color=teal]lalala i want my font color to be teal[/color]"

†§had¥×Horror§†™ said: "lalalalalala shut it lalalalalala shut it lalalala umm..shut it"

†§had¥×Horror§†™ said: "hmmm....aiight its gettin serious now [color=navy]lalalalallalalalalallalalallalallalalalalllalallalalalallala bitch lalalalallalala taste my fist lalalalalallallalalal ym rhymes twist lalalalalalallalalallalala ill make my verse blue-ish[/color]"

†§had¥×Horror§†™ said: "lalala its like buyin a car cause your mom is givin me a hummer lalallala poke her in the eye with my dick and stun her OHHHHHH"

†§had¥×Horror§†™ said: "[QUOTE=CHINO]lalalala stick a dick in ya face cause this cypher is gay lalalala quick get out the way cause this cypher is gay lalalala how many times must I say that this cypher is gay lalalala that's the end of my shit cause this cypher is gay[/QUOTE] hmmmm....i think he wins :("

†§had¥×Horror§†™ said: "lalalalalalalalalallalalalalla "allalalalalalalallalalalala lalalalalallalalalalalal BRA!!!"

†§had¥×Horror§†™ said: "lalallalaallalalalallalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala kill you lalallalaallalalalallalalalalalalallalallalaallalalalallalalalalalalallalallalaallalalalallalalalalalalal ya skill new lalallalaallalalalallalalalalalalallalallalaallalalalallalalalalalalallalallalaallalalalallalalalalalalal grill you lalallalaallalalalallalalalalalalallalallalaallalalalallalalalalalalallalallalaallalalalallalalalalalalal ummmmmm....like a cup spill you"

†§had¥×Horror§†™ said: "falalala shut up your ass falalala shut up your ass falalala shut up your ass falalala shut up your ass falalala shut up your ass falalala shut up your ass i have better multis"

†§had¥×Horror§†™ said: "tralalalala fuck you jew 'clears throat' your new"

Mr Melody said: "hahahahaha we know ur sig is shit hahahahaha we know ur face looks likes its been bit hahahahaha we know u aint got no dick hahahahaha we know u jus waitin for a prick, hahahahaha we know, but all u got is a little stick hahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahaha yo dont take that offenceive lol"

Joe P. said: "check my sig....."

gorillaREN said: "la de da im high and i cant come down la de da why you sagging and your draws are brown la de da dont laugh cause im really scared la de da i popped two x's and some suddafed la de da im calling earl while i take a shit la de da trying to figure whose house im in"